This is a little explanation of why I made some of the changes in this song that I did. In Calontir, this song is usually sung by Sir Erich Hlodowechssun fon Hocheichhallu. But before him, Sir William Coeur d'Boeuf sang this song. To our sorrow, this man has died. To honor him, on the third chorus of the song we shout "Fesselmeyer" instead of "MacIntire", that being Sir William's mundane name and drink in his honor before finishing the song. More information can be found at http://www.angelfire.com/ks/tomes2/CalontirSongs/duncow.txt

Also, on the creation of a terrible crash, if you are going to throw many heavy objects down the steps to do so, it is important that there not be a window at the bottom of the steps or your crash may be a little more spectacular than you had intended.
Old Dun Cow